Here, I speak it all out…!!!

Hmm.. has been ages since I even checked my blog..why…lazy…    the easiest excuse of it all..

 So how are things going..?? well..pretty normal I would say..nothing exciting going on…atleast thats what I feel..recently got myself into one of those software trainings..where u get promised a real great job at the end..so sort of counting days…for it to end..and then..for the miracle to take effect..me getting rich..(and famous…as that would follow anyways..    )

I think all of us shld get onto such trainings…esp with the goras…:D…wld be a real ego booster…i mean …4 years after coll..a time when i have to actually say my alphabet to figure out if “O” comes before or after “L”….studying…even if its for a damn course.. seems tough….but working with some people makes you feel like a genius.. infact…it sometimes makes me feel…like I have probably lost soo much time..not realising my true potential…ok ok…i know know..the only thing I would have lost is my head…   for assuming all this…but I suppose you get the picture… 

 If it weren’t for this course…I would probably have ended up with a Inferiority complex…no no..not comparing with all you guys and gals out there…but actually seeing the way my daughter seems to be learning things more easily than myself…

 Whats my latest craze??..BAKING!!…ok..might be sounding weird..but in a way..that probably is one of the only ways I can bake a cake..and have it too… … the other day…I read a blog..of this lady…who made a Black Forest cake….and she made it sound like it was a piece of cake..hahah…  PJ…  

 Lately I have been watching a lot og these gult movies…yes..the ones which actually lack even the slightest trace of logic in them…the hero in one of the movies..actually carried 2 wallets…one that his GF manages to get out of his pocket..and one which he manages to throw at the crime scene…man..is it their way of hinting that they rich..and that one wallet wldnt be enough to carry what they have…or is it just something which they leave us to notice…and deduce…how big of an idiot the director is… and man…chiru movies are also getting hysterical these days…his latest hit..actually had no story line..and he managed to run the 2.5 hrs of the movie..just on one thought…”do good to otheres…”…and the funniest of the scenes were when he wld fly into the air like superman…or skaktimaan…everytime he had a fight with a bad guy…i thought it was probably coz he was bloating up coz of age…that he cldnt actually stay steady on the ground… hahaha…

 Well…seems like i see an end to my boredom…my little timepass… adi…is up from her beauty nap..hear her saying “sowwwiee” to the walls…better get going now…….

Have you ever had these phone calls where you were actually told you either won a million dollars lottery, or that you have a distant aunt of yours who recently passed away, and has left you a fortune( and ofcourse..her cat too…  ). Sounds kindda similar to the spam e-mails we get. I suppose now people have become really jobless that they actually calling all the listed numbers  just hoping to get lucky with someone’s bank account info.

Few days ago, I got lucky too( to be considered dumb enough for this crap..). Nope it wasn’t the aunt nor was it the lottery. But it was actually the government of US wanting to give me Grant for 5000 $. It went like…..

Caller: (ina Desi voice..which I don’t fail to note..)Hello Ma’am , we are pleased to inform you that the govt. Of US has decided to give you a grant for 5000$.

Me: Huh!! Grant…whats a grant?? And why me??? I mean I am sure I didn’t tell anyone I needed money…( not that I would not accept money if I didn’t ask for it… ) Caller: Well Ma’am, you might have been paying your taxes on time for the past few years, so the Govt. wants to show its appreciation.. Me: Duh!! Is it …  ( by now I am sure this guy has either gotten the wrong number, or talking crap…since I had been in the US only 6 months..and obviously haven’t yet gone thru a single Tax cycle yet….) Caller: Give me your account details…so that we can transfer the amount…Me: ( pretending to believe the crap….) I don’t have an accnt..wld u do with my husband’s accnt details instead… Caller: Just a sec ma’am, while I consult with my supervisor…Then he assumes he has put me on hold… Caller: (to his supervisor..)  Abe!!! is ke pass account details nahi hain..kya kare…iske husband ka lele kya…Supervisor: Are nahi be…bol de ki kal call kar lenge…husband se baat karne… He gets back on line with me and lets me know that he will call and take my hubby’s details himself..i agree while trying to control my laughter… I haven’t yet heard from him after that …but hope to real soon…Such calls help keep the comedy section of my life alive… 

Yippeeeee!!!…so my blog is up and running…i suppose everything related with the computer programming world starts with the “HELLO WORLD”. Feels like aliens trying to make a call onto earthlings..:P..anyways..why break the so called tradition… here is my first post …my “Hello World” post…:D